The right side of my face is not happy

Damn IT!!! I can't even chew on the right side. And that's the side I unconsciously chew on. It feels weird being a lefty-chewer. Anyway, we all know what this means. I've got to go to the dentist. It's time for:

5 REASONS WHY GOING TO THE DENTIST SUCKS

1. The horrible, excruciating, knee-weakening pain!
2. That damn drill!
3. Stupid, hemophobic nurses (I had a couple of these...now I ask you: why would you become a fucking NURSE if you are afraid of BLOOD?!Having someone stitching up your wound with closed eyes because they're terrified of the sight of blood..that's just horribly wrong!)
4. Novacain shots...into your gums!!
5. And that creepy, super bright light concentrated into parts of your mouth you've never even seen. *shudder*

I could go on, but I'm just succeeding in terrifying myself. The price you pay for wanting to keep your teeth. But after all, they're just teeth. . . LOL! That's like saying, "It's just an eye". I mean, you could get a long without it but it screws up your quality of your life. Uggghhh. *pouting heavily* I guess I should make an appointment.

The main thing that burns my fun bags...every single time I sit in that stupid (p)leather chair and open up wide enough for them to inscribe my tonsils...each and every time they make some off-hand comment about my overbite. OK. Yes. I've got the "Bugs Bunny deal" going on, but it just so happens I'm P-O-O-R, buddy! So screw you. The problem here, obviously, is that I've not been to the same dentist more than twice. (drawback to having Medicaid as a kid). And I avoid those creepy SOBs like the plague as an adult. I don't think I've been in at least 4 years. Seriously though, the last time I went (for the removal of my pesky, lower-left wisdom tooth) the dentist actually called a nurse in just to 'get a load of my overbite'. And then he rolled out the lecture template about how important it is that I fix this problem. Like...he was ready to slap the fuckers on right then and there! I calmly reminded him that I was visiting him on Medicaid, which would imply that 1)I couldn't afford braces and 2) The Medicaid Administration Office would die from laughter if they got the $5K bill for what is essentially a *cosmetic procedure*.

End Rant....